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  2. severalbadpunslater:

    whoreoscopes:

    doomf:

    That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

    25796323689432 feet you say?

    image

    this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

    (Source: andrewbelami, via taxideinae)

     
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  4. priceofliberty:

    hellabiafra:

    vegasmo:

    Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

    *goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

    Animal: *licks its own asshole*

    human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

    (via dilapidatedexistence)

     
  5. bekkathyst:

    meimei-turtle:

    Order came from bekkathyst  

    Order from her here

    SO SO excited

    10/10

    :D have fun with them!!

     
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  8. "It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."
    — Midnight thoughts (via lovequotesrus)

    (Source: reality-escape-artist, via hypnoskid)

     
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  10. naked-yogi:

    praxis89:

    They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

    Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.

    —Stoya

    I have always loved this quote.

    (via mylostwanderingmind)