That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
Shania Pizza; Nice To Meetya. 18, Degenerate. Pierced Pothead. Rambler. Small town girl, with friends all over. "She grew up tall and she grew up right with them 100 Mile boys, on them 100 Mile nights."
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*